Saturday, December 22, 2012

When You Mess With Us

Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentleman, I'm Todd Grisham and this is your preview for EBWF's Christmas Eve Of Destruction! And this year looks to be the biggest yet!

A smiling Todd Grisham was shown standing in front of a blue EBWF backdrop. The footage seemed to pixelate and distort briefly.

Todd Grisham: We close this out 2012 with--

The heavily pixelation returned until the feed completely cut. When it returned it grainy and dark. Not at all the HD quality that EBWF programming regularly featured. It was locked on two men who were in a location that wasn't exactly clear. The dim lightning made it difficult to pin-point but they were in a nearly bare room. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. They were dressed entirely in black garb and Ambrose held the camera aloft himself. 

Dean Ambrose: My name is Dean Ambrose.

Seth Rollins: I'm Seth Rollins.

Dean Ambrose: And if you can't tell by now..

The Tag Team Champions exchanged quick grins with one another.

Dean Ambrose: ..this isn't a reluctant partnership anymore. 

Seth Rollins: I was misguided. I was trying to find honor and principals when there wasn't any to be found. I refused to carry that burden any longer. In ALL of us exists an inherent knowledge of right and wrong. Only FEW have courage to create that difference. And your EBWF Superstars? They have no courage.

Dean Ambrose: Which is exactly why we have been thrown into this first ever tag team Elimination Chamber match. Because they want to get rid of us. They are SO DESPERATE to get the titles on either of the other teams. They can't stand it. But here's a news flash! This won't stop us and you can't rid of us.

Seth Rollins: And you sure as hell won't be able to do it by putting people like Zack Ryder and Trent Barreta in our way. We already beat them once! We took these titles from them! They aren't going to be your heroes!

Dean Ambrose: And honestly..what kind of heroes are these? These are the people that the audience is supposed to root for and cheer their little hearts out for? Trent Barreta who openly CHEATS on a sweet, innocent young girl for the entire world to see and now she's being made to be some kind of lunatic? She's not a lunatic. She's a victim. And Sunday night we're are going to victimize Trent Barreta. Someone who promotes infidelity after the first pair of tits walks past him..

Ambrose holds his palms outwards in a squeezing motion to mime Maryse's enormous rack.

Dean Ambrose: Trent Barreta broke someone's heart so we're to break his arms. And his legs. And, if we feel like it, his neck!

Seth Rollins: And Zack Ryder..

A look of revulsion and a shake of the head from the man once known as Tyler Black.

Seth Rollins: Do you think he's ever considered using his vast presence on social media to do anything other than promote himself? No. Of course not. The internet is a powerful tool and there are so many causes that Ryder could draw attention to. But it's all about him. So I've got something he can tweet. Hashtag: Seth Rollins just kicked my ass!

Dean Ambrose: Oh and we can't forget about The Miz and AJ Styles.

Rollins scoffed at the mention of the two former World Champions.

Seth Rollins: What are they going to do? Play dress up again and mock us? Sounds real cute.

Dean Ambrose: What has it done to help them against us? NOT A GOD DAMN THING! They're pretty Hollywood faces just keep getting messed up. I've dropped Miz TWICE with his own title belt. Not only did Seth BEAT AJ Styles right in the middle of the ring but we also left him laying completely unconscious. By the way..

Ambrose smacks his lips and pulls the camera a little closer to his face so that his darkened eyes stare straight into the camera's lens.

Dean Ambrose: ..that match with AJ? It was supposed to be against me. But guess what? No one can tell us what to do. We don't LISTEN to someone like Chris Jericho. And when we're finished with his little goon squad we are coming for his head next.

Seth Rollins: AJ Styles, the worst father of the year, every year. Thinks he can flaunt his relationships everywhere he goes and cover it up with his expensive suits. We can see right through it. This is a disgusting human being. And The Miz? Well, we don't have all day to list of all of his worst personality traits. But there minds out there that aspire to be like him and that shakes me to the core.

Dean Ambrose: Not to mention the fact that AJ and Miz turn on each other every two weeks. They would climb over one another in a heart beat for even the smallest opportunity. I've got a predication. I see one of them backing up the aisle, smirking, leaving his partner to the wolves. But not this time. Because both of you are going to be held accountable. You can stab each other in the front or the back. It doesn't matter. You will be answering to us no matter what misguided path you choose. 

Seth Rollins: These so called "names". The highest caliber this federation has to offer. We won't let these two poison another generation with their cowardice. 

Dean Ambrose: This is just beginning. Bludgeoning these four in a chamber is not where it stops. This stretches far and wide. And to every layer imaginable.

Ambrose stepped into another room with Rollins following behind him. The floor creaked as their boots walked across it. The sordid footage quality remains in it's stressed state at the undisclosed location. A bank of television sets are stacked up where they play nothing but white noise. A man is tied to a chair in front of them. A scrawny, red headed younger male in black sweat shirt and jeans. He has a noticeable black eye. It's a mystery as to how he ended up in this predicament.  Rollins pulls his neck by placing a hand on top of his head while Ambrose zooms the camera in closer.

Seth Rollins: What is your name?

Cory Ledesma: Cory Ledesma.

Seth Rollins: And what do you do?

Cory Ledesma: I-I don't do anything.

The sudden raised voice caused him to flinch.

Dean Ambrose: WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Cory Ledesma: I'm the head designer on EBWF 13. Y-You guys aren't in the game. We can make you DLC. I promise. J-Just--

Dean Ambrose: Shut. Up. 

Ambrose leans in closely which makes the designer pipe down but he shakes with worry.

Seth Rollins:  You didn't answer correctly. That isn't what you do at all. Do you know what you do, Cory?  You take these "superstars" and you glorify them. You give them God-Like qualities. You use these digital avatars for corruption. 

Dean Ambrose: Young minds play these games and you give them unrealistic aspiration's. THIS is what you help create..

The televisions suddenly sprung to life with activity. The white noise was replaced by archived footage. Footage of wrestlers being injured in the ring. Most were career threatening or in some instances career ending.

Dean Ambrose: Look at all the bodies you help to leave behind!

Rollins keeps a firm grip on the programmers chin to keep his face forward.

Seth Rollins: We told you. Everyone. Will be held accountable. And it's just starting.

The scene's footage pixelated until it could no longer be deciphered.